I was born at an incredibly young age
what do u call an alligator that lacks social skills
crocward
ISAAC YOU MESSED UP THE WHOLEJOKE IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CROCODILES NOT ALLIGATORS
well this is crocward
mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
That moment when you’re in a quiet class just casually doing class stuff like everybody else but then your stomach just decides to drop the bass
The most intense movie scene ever.
- me: ew the ice cream is melting
- my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold

