Natalie likes to talk in the third person and she has a pet tadpole Update: I lost my tadpole and I'm not even kidding allergic to pineapples .
June 18th
19:57
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May 11th
10:31
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foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

rneerkat:

toastyghosties:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do u call an alligator that lacks social skills

crocward

ISAAC YOU MESSED UP THE WHOLEJOKE IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CROCODILES NOT ALLIGATORS

well this is crocward

May 10th
21:57
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hashedtag:

mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*

sorryforpartybarackin:

*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*

May 8th
23:26
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senoritajaneyk:

That moment when you’re in a quiet class just casually doing class stuff like everybody else but then your stomach just decides to drop the bass

peep-toe-shoes:

The most intense movie scene ever.

peep-toe-shoes:

The most intense movie scene ever.

  • me: ew the ice cream is melting
  • my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
April 26th
20:00
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eteo:

tariei:

tariei:

i wanted to find a picture of someone crying in the corner but i hit enter too fast and googled “crying in the corn” instead and this showed up

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please stop reblogging this post im going to cry

are you going to cry in the corn

creeper(s) detonating