Riding my scooter into oblivion. allergic to pineapples .
November 10th
21:15
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majortvjunkie:

this is the greatest picture ive ever seen

majortvjunkie:

this is the greatest picture ive ever seen

October 5th
20:47
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alicialostherkeys:

how do you study for a drug test i keep failing mine??/?

thechosenone305:

One day, Patrick Stump is chosen to be the singer of the National Anthem at the Super Bowl.

It is the day of the Super Bowl. He is in the middle of the stadium field. The crowd grows quiet.

On the intercom, the narrator says “Please rise for the National Anthem.”

It is silent.

Slowly, everyone rises and directs their attention to the American flag.

Patrick takes a deep breath. And begins to sing.

Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman.” 

September 25th
23:05
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uvuu:

kuriboh:

uvuu:

dude i wonder what your penis feels like inside of me.. no homo though just wondering 

this is so fuckin homo

nah man i said no homo… football u know„ beer„ BOOBS… fuck me with your dick.. but remember NO homo though keep that in mind

unfreshing:

in the future when you can put electric photo frames on gravestones I want this on mine

alourable:

once is a coincidence

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twice…well

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lmao

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yeah

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September 2nd
19:08
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maisonmartinmargielous:

fuckin GET IT

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this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

  • author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  • tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
  • loki: blinks
  • tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
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